Raccoons are great, They are so cool. Even when they eat my trash, And drink out of my pool

There once was a monkey that lived in the zoo, Who dreamed of living outside in the sun. He did like hitting kids with his poo, But felt like that had already been done.

Long mane and fearless I am the king of my pride Ladies hunt for me

An elephant goes like this and that, He's terribly big, and he's terribly fat. He has no fingers, he has no toes, But goodness gracious, look at that nose!

Allosaurus, Stegosaurus, Brontosaurus too, All went out for dinner at the dinosaur zoo. Along came a waiter called Tyrannosaurus Rex, Gobbled up the table because they wouldn't pay their check.